The Story of Logan Legacy


Hi, I am the one and only Logan Legacy. Some say I come from the stars but the truth is a mystery. My earthly origins are in the City of Action. I am a connoisseur of fine women, music, and entertainment. I am also blessed with the gift of magic. make things in my pants rise and sometimes spit. In my youth, I was a professional wrestler that went by the name of the “ Big Nut Nelson”. Fame and fortune did not come quick enough, so I decided to enter the porn business. Unfortunately, there is no need for men with rhino sized testicles. But here, I encountered The Popcorn Avenger. We did many DVDA flicks together. To may surprise, Popcorn was also from the City of Action. In fact, I think he may be my brother. I did many odd jobs to pass the time. On one of these odd jobs, I discovered MattDogg. He was playing pocket pool in front of the local elementary I can school. My journey called life then took me to a monastery. There Jesus and I were like peas and carrots. I really thought I had found my calling. This all changed when I saw a nun. I rather not go into details but Man! Nuns are f**kin hot. Again a change in profession was upon me. Now, I work in retail. It isn’t much but it’s money. And I see bigger a**holes than I. This is where I met up with Johnny Watz and Sug Life. We all together form Fat Sac Inc. Writing for this site, sucks but it gives time to fulfill my real passion, saving the Canadian polar bears. Although, I haven’t thrown my real dreams out. When the time is right “ Big Nut Nelson” will ride again!

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