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First off, this little tale is for mature audiences. It is not above Logan Legacy to pay for the company of women. For some reason, women tend to frown on abnormal testicles. This story is about a time when Logan Legacy and MattDogg purchased companionship from the opposite sex on one autumn evening. The woman we met up with is named Antonia. Antonia was an attractive and quiet girl to say the least. At first sight, MattDogg and myself were in love!
The typical game of “pocketpool” at the hands of Mattdogg was put on halt, in the presence’s of Antonia. Both of us were excited to meet this female jewel. Knowing we would get in each other’s ways, MattDogg and I flipped a coin to see who would spend time with Antonia first. Good ol’ lady luck was in Logan’s favor. I won the flip. I shook MattDoggs hand and said to him, “ see ya in a week!”
Antonia and I hit it off. She simply looked at me and smiled at all my jokes and conversations. I knew she was into me. Before I knew it, she was right next to me. She began to massage and kissed my neck. I felt the electricity between us. And then she finally spoke, “ Are you ready to have real fun?” She said this in the manliest voice I had ever heard.
I was shocked. I quickly got up and stared at Antonia. She then said, “ Oh you didn’t know!” I respectfully got up and left the room. MattDogg laughed at me and snickered, “ apparently you were not tough enough for Antonia.” I smiled at him and said, “ sorry dude, I guess I wasn’t. But she is more than enough for you. She is all yours Dogg. Have fun!”
I had never seen MattDogg so happy. He jumped up like a grasshopper and dashed to his dream girl. I didn’t see MattDogg until the next day. I laughed and put my hand in my back pocket and pull out an old friend. It was the one and only Juantana. “ I am sorry Juantana, let’s never fight again.” I said to the picture. I looked around and found the closest restroom. “ Man that photo was the best twelve cents I ever spent!”
