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 Barkin' Up The Wrong Tree With MattDogg October 3, 2001 – America the Greedy Okay, I know just a few weeks ago, I wrote a rather patriotic rant, but I am now retracting that rant. The level of patriotism in this country is starting to piss me off. People aren’t being patriotic because it is a time of great crisis here in the United States, but they are being patriotic because it is trendy to be so right now. I also hate the way people are just trying to make a few bucks off of the tragedy that happened just a few short weeks ago. I heard that people are stealing American flags and selling them because they are in extremely high demand right now. Also, there are a lot of people collecting fraudulent donations out there. These people know who they are, and they are just as big a hunk of sh*t as the sons-a-bitches who committed this atrocity against our nation. I think it’s time to move on with our lives (I don’t give a f*ck how insensitive it sounds). F*uck Bin Laden, and F*uck all of you fake ass bastards that our out there just trying to make a buck off of this terrible course of events. September 14, 2001 – America Under Attack: We Must Strike Back On Tuesday morning September 11, 2001, I awoke to a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. The sickness was so intense that it forced me to throw-up. I knew at that time it was going to be a very bad day. Tuesday’s attack was the worst act of terrorism in the history of America. This was not just an attack on America, but rather an attack on the free world, an attack on freedom itself. This is not a time for complaining or rants. It is a time for action. This is a time for humankind to band together to help those in need. It brings a tear to my eye to see people around the country donating food, money, and blood to help those in need. It is a time that makes me proud to be an American. Never before has there been an attack on America quite like this one. People are comparing this to the attack at Pearl Harbor, but at least we knew who was behind that attack, and Pearl Harbor was a military target. The World Trade Center towers are civilian buildings and it was completely inappropriate for them to be targeted like it was. If there is one good thing to come out of this heinous attack, it is the amount of patriotism that it has instilled in the American people. I can’t remember a time where I saw so many United States flags waving in the sky. The American people (myself included) want retaliation. But, we must know for sure who it was that perpetrated the attack on that fateful Tuesday morning. If we rush in blindly, we are no better then the ones who attacked us. The group that attacked us must be the stupidest people on Earth. The United States of America is the most powerful nation in the world, and we won’t take this attack lightly, so it makes little sense why any terrorist groups or countries would want to mess with us. We are not going to let this attack go unpunished. The perpatrators of Tuesday’s attack have awoken a sleeping giant, and a giant with many friends. I am sure that we as a people will not rest until our great country is rebuilt and the ones who committed this act of terrorism are brought to justice. August 13, 2001 – England Sucks!!! It has been brought to my attention that over in the UK, they do not use three-hole-punches. Instead, they use a two-hole-punch. If that’s not bad enough, their standard paper size is a bit larger than our standard 8 ½ x 11 (they call it “A4”). What the F*ck kind of stupid ass Sh*t is that!?! What’s the hell is wrong with British people anyway? Why in God’s name would anyone want to put less holes in bigger f*cking paper? It doesn’t make any sense. Also, did you know that on their sinks, they have two separate taps, one for hot water and one for cold. That’s f*cking idiotic! What if I wanted warm water? I’d have to run them both and let the sink fill up and give my hands a little bath. Jesus Christ that’s lame! So I have now officially decided that I never want to visit the land of England in my lifetime. If there are any British people reading this and are offended by it, please accept my deepest apologies and kiss my ass! August 12, 2001 – Fat Sacs INC., We Got POP!! I f*cking hate it when people don’t like something because it is to “pop”. Whether it be music, movies, or a particular fashion style. People who don’t like sh*t because it is too trendy aught to shampoo my fat sac. Some people that I have the misfortune to have met over the years, have told me that they do not like having society dictating what they enjoy. The fact of the matter is that by choosing alternate forms of entertainment based on what is popular at the time, is letting the same society choose your preferences. Speaking of “alternate”, Alternative music used to stand for something. It used to stand for music that was an “alternative” to pop. Now the alternative music is the popular music, and it has been so for quite awhile. So when people tell me that they like alternative music because they don’t like mainstream crap, I tell them to eat my ass as an alternative to sounding like a complete chump stain. If you want to listen to some real alternative, check out Neil Diamond – he’s America’s greatest singer/songwriter, and we love him. August 8, 2001 – Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clones?   Back To MattDogg |